Giggle Parties and Maniacal Smiles

24/Brisbane/Worker Bee/Student

Make me happy with:
Music
Comedians
Trinkets
General Awkwardness
Teapots
Alice in Wonderland

Easy Stalking
My Face
Textual - My posts + Quotes and such
My Kitten
Instagram
Uni Related

Magic circus (Taken with Instagram at Paniyiri Greek Festival)

(via mmo-grrl)

  • Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
  • Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
  • Man 1: but I'm not!
  • Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: honestly?
  • Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: probably Iron Man.
  • Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
  • Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
  • Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
  • Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
  • Man 2: oh yeah..
  • Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
  • Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
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UCLA ScatterTones,
ToasterScent

mystikdragon:

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO LISTEN TO THIS AS IT IS BASICALLY THE GREATEST THING EVER

its true its kind of amazing

(via snapes-lily)